| what the fuck? |
[Oct. 4th, 2006|03:10 pm] |
what the fuck does purple play-dough have to do with voting? For anyone who had the "good fortune" of being in federation square yesterday, the electoral commision was handing out small tubs of play-dough with the slogan "help shape victoria's future" printed on the top.
Now; im not an expert on marketing, but probably most of the people who were in federation square during buisness hours on a tuesday were visitors to melbourne or other immagrants like myself, or probably even stupid fucking twits from either sydney or west coast who came for the grand final and missed their flights, so are now hanging around waiting on a friend to book them a flight home, and whos only hope, apart from a safe place to stay in melbourne, is that the junky who bummed them in the alley where they've slept the last few nights doesnt find them untill they've either:
a)got that flight back to butt-fuck-ville.
b)died
c)somefucking wanker in a fucking stupid purple fucking t-shirt with "VOTE VICTORIA" on the front comes up to them and hands them a tub of play dough which they can fashion into a small purple playdough sculture which will gain them recognition in the art scene of melbourne, where they will gain notoriety and representation from all the major galleries, making them a small fortune with which they can either:
ia)buy a house and settle in victoria so that they have somewhere to sleep
ib)pay for their own flight back to butt-fuck-ville
ic)finance the electoral campaign of themselves so that when they are in power they too can put stupid fucking slogans on tubs of fucking play-dough, and then hand them out to stupid fucking wankers who give a fuck about 'clever' marketing gimmicks.
so basically if the aim was to give these tubs of play-dough to fucking retarded people whos vote could be bought with play-dough, who minds could be changed by gimmicks, and who are so fucking lame as to spend a decent sunny day in Fed square...
then they should have been there a couple of days earlier cuz grand final day was on saturday! |
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| sickness |
[Aug. 22nd, 2006|12:53 pm] |
whats the worst part of being sick?
is it having to stay in bed for 3 days and not being able to watch anything good because you have no tv,
or the fact that because you are sick your body automatically puts sex drive at the bottom of the list of priorities, i mean i don't know about you but if i was on deaths door, like really really sick and only had a couple of days to live i9 would really like to get some loving in!
sniffles NO
wanking YES!!! |
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